Title: Sugar, We’re Going Down
Author: keepaofthecheez
Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10, 247
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, yada yada yada…these people don’t belong to me, they belong to their mommies and daddies.
Summary: Jared makes an oopsie. Jensen freaks out and dumps him. Of course, Jared makes him regret this.
Notes: Many thanks to my betas wendy and txtequilanights for supreme catching of typos. Without them, Jared Padalecki would be feeding on children and well, that’s not that hot.
Also, shout-out to Rachel for much of the first half of the third section. I lub you muchly, baby!


Jensen had to wonder why he’d never seen this coming.

Title: Thin Line Between (Love and Hate)
Author: keepaofthecheez
Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4, 278
Disclaimer: These people don’t belong to me, they belong to their mommies and daddies.
Summary: It’s been a hard day on set. Jensen is exhausted, cold and cranky. Jared decides to take him home and make him feel better. Established, but secret, relationship.
Notes: Written for the fabulous wendy for Round 3 of slashfest.

Sometimes Jensen fucking hated Vancouver.

Title: Kristen Fucking Bell
Author: keepaofthecheez
Characters: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki, Kristen Bell
Rating: R – language only.
Word Count: 1, 424
Disclaimer: These people don’t belong to me, they belong to their mommies and daddies.
Summary: Wherein Jensen gets drunk and challenges Kristen Bell to a bout of drunken karaoke.
Notes: Dedicated to lex_83 who basically said “Jensen Ackles! Kristen Bell! Karaoke!”
Written for the Drunken Karaoke trigger at 60_minute_fics.

( She doesn’t look that tough to me. )

Title: The Problem With Jared
Author: keepaofthecheez
Characters: JA/JP, J², Padackles, Those Two Hot Fuckers From Supernatural.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3, 597
Disclaimer: I could own them…if I wanted to… *mutters*
Summary: Jared reads bad things about himself online. Jensen blows him.
Notes: This happened after a really miserable day where I read at least FIVE different people on my flist maligning poor Jared for absolutely no reason. Laaaaaame. Seriously, it made my heart ache, and then Jensen whispered in my ear that he wanted to make it all better.
Also, I totally lifted a line in here from a comment by the illustrious and awesome moonythestrals on my In Defense of Jared Post .

( In conclusion, PORN.  )

Title: Sharing the Wealth
Author: keepaofthecheez
Characters: Padackles, Jensen POV
Rating: NC-17
Category: SPN RPS
Word Count: 2, 295
Disclaimer: I don’t own the boys, they own me. Also, I'd never do this for anyone but them. That makes me still normal, right? RIGHT??
Summary: Jared’s a kinky bitch. We all know this, right?
Notes: Written for txtequilanights on her birthday, and totally inspired by a video clip from the movie Blonde. Rachel, you wanted silk kimonos and blowjobs, and that is what I shall give you.

Boredom was never a good thing where Jared Padalecki was concerned.